September62014
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spookytotodile:

i found the best string of words ever voiced on the internet

(Source: 420dongsquad, via bryko)

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pewpuupalace:

did-you-kno:

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i need this holiday

This is how I should spend Christmas Day more often.

pewpuupalace:

did-you-kno:

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i need this holiday

This is how I should spend Christmas Day more often.

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"And now the dancing chicken. … I had them for three months in special training so that they would dance as long as possible. …  I came across it and I knew I had to have it as the last thing in the film. … And here seeing this chicken I knew that was something very very very big, a metaphor, a big metaphor, without knowing metaphor for what. … And now I think I shouldn’t talk over this scene here, the chicken. It’s just too good. No more comment. Full stop.” - Werner Herzog, in the DVD commentary for Stroszek.

"And now the dancing chicken. … I had them for three months in special training so that they would dance as long as possible. …  I came across it and I knew I had to have it as the last thing in the film. … And here seeing this chicken I knew that was something very very very big, a metaphor, a big metaphor, without knowing metaphor for what. … And now I think I shouldn’t talk over this scene here, the chicken. It’s just too good. No more comment. Full stop.” - Werner Herzog, in the DVD commentary for Stroszek.

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muscleluvr2:

could somebody from the science-y side of tumblr please explain this?

You don’t need an explanation for Cranky’s wobbly head. It explains itself.

muscleluvr2:

could somebody from the science-y side of tumblr please explain this?

You don’t need an explanation for Cranky’s wobbly head. It explains itself.

(via bryko)

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birdghost:

birdghost:

so i made this my profile pic 

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and my dad just commented

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oh my god

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Your dad SHOULD be on Facebook if he can still pull out black humor like that. All my dad can do with me is “______ man” with any kind of food I eat.

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roachpatrol:

Everyone’s so mad about Frozen so why don’t we all go watch the Russian cartoon adaptation again instead. 

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4gifs:

Dogs imitate crawling baby. [video]

4gifs:

Dogs imitate crawling baby. [video]

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oolongearlgrey:

mencret:

sirkowski:

cosmicremix:

extra-vertebrae:

celestialghost:

thisgirlandy:

As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.

I do the Vodka and soda. 

This will never not make me laugh.

Those expressions are brilliant.

My drink of choice is the rum and coke. Actually, it’s more homeopathic rum considering the minuscule drop I put in the coke.

wtf these are all fucking kids’ drinks.

Everclear + Vodka: “I wanna know what hell tastes like” 

(Source: aasrial)

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